Munna & Circuit

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de

Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.
Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai

Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away
Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira

Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain
Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}

circuit: Come with me for a date i will pay u
Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose

going to interview.......

Prepare for the interview
Dress appropriately in simple, comfortable clothes that reflect your personality.
Avoid wearing new shoes (squeaking noises) and do practice wearing your tie.
Be punctual don't be late or even too early.
Read up about the company, what business they are into, growth trends, diversification etc
Read your own resume - be sure that you don't have to look into your resume to recall details during the interview
Carry extra copies of your resume and testimonials – you never know when you may need them.
Make sure you know the full name and designation of the person interviewing you
Keep your references ready
Remember to make a note of your previous or current salary with all its components.
Make a good first impression
Wish the interviewers cheerfully and with a smile
A firm handshake is an indicator of how you are feeling. If you are a lady, then some male employers might not make the first move, but go ahead and initiate the handshake
Wait till you are asked to sit down
Look the person in the eye
Do not appear too nervous or overconfident. Your body language usually conveys more than what you are saying. Don't slouch or lean forward too much.
Try to curb nervous mannerisms eg. fidgeting or biting your finger.]
Appear comfortable, confident and interested in securing the job
During the interview...
Start the interview with a pleasant smile.
Always remember to give a firm handshake. If there are women in your interview panel, wait for the other person to extend the hand while shaking hands.
Listen carefully to what the interviewer is saying
Stress on what you can contribute to the organisation.
Remember that the employer is in control of the interview
Don't be too long-winded say what you want to convey in crisp sentences and use terms that would convey your job & achievements.
Complete your sentences - don't answer just yes or no
What you don't know can be learned tell them if you don't know something. But give instances of how quick a learner you are.
Do not boast. People on the other side are shrewd and can generally see through you. At the same time talk about achievements giving due credit to others.
When talking about yourself and your aspirations, do not sound vague or do not say that you don't know something. You should be very clear and precise about what you want to do, where you want to go etc.
If you don't understand a question, ask for clarification, don't answer vaguely.
Don't talk about your personal problems, why you need the job etc
Don't get personal even if you know the interviewer personally
Don't be overconfident or too nervous
Don't badmouth your previous employer - you could do the same in the case of the prospective customer
Don't complain about politics, a bad boss or a poor salary - your reasons for change should be higher responsibilities, location etc.
If the interviewer is interrupted during the course of the interview, don't pick up papers on his/her desk and read them
Don't ask about salary before the offer is made
Strike a balance between what you actually are and what you want to be – don't paint a picture of yourself as somebody who is not concerned about money, social status etc.
Don't be in a hurry to complete the interview
Ask questions at the end of the interview it could be about the company, the job or the next stage of the interview process. It will be an indicator of your interest in the position
Send a thank-you letter outlining your interest in the job and why you are qualified for it.
(from my collection)

FRIENDS

"F" is for Fun............That friends share when they are together.

"R" is for Reliability....A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.

"I" is for Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.

"E" is for Energy.........They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

"N" is for Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.

"D" is for Distance.......Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.

"S" is for Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend."H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together."I" is for Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you."P" is for Perfect........The friendship

SECRETS OF SUCCESS

What are the seven secrets of success?

Fan said: BE COOL,

Roof said: AIM HIGH,

Window said: SEE THE WORLD,

Clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS,

Mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE YOU ACT,

Calender said: BE UP TO DATE,

Door said:PUSH HARD FOR YOUR GOALS!

How to create the community on the orkut

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If you've verified that your idea is unique, press the "create" button on the Communities page. Enter the text as shown in the white box and click "confirm." Fill in the details about your community and click "create." Please note that new communities may not show up in the community search results for 48 hours.

If you'd like to invite friends to join your community, click "invite friends" under your community photo. Select the friends you'd like to invite, add a few witty lines to the message, and click "send." That's it! Your community is now live.

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EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI

EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI

BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR

LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI

KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO

JAANE KISSE DARTI THI

JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,

MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI

ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI

YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI

AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA

""KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BANDPADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAIKAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE ENGG. AISE HOTI HAI""

Windows version in Hindi

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the Hindi version of .....Khidkiyan'Picchanavey ( Windows 95 ):
1. Phaail = File
2. Bachao = Save
3. Aise Bachao = Save as
4. Subko Bachao = Save All
5. Mujhe Bachao = Help
6. Dhoondo = Find
7. Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
8. Hilao = Move
9. Dak = Mail
10. Dakiya = Mailer
11. Paas se dhekho = Zoom
12. Dhoor se dhekho = Zoom Out
13. Kholo = Open
14. Bandh Karo = Close
15. Naya = New
16. Purana/Khatara = Old
17. Badli Karo = Replace
18. Bhaago = Run
19. Chaapo = Print
20. Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview
21. Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy
22. Kaato = Cut
23. Chipkao = Paste
24. Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special
25. Goli Maaro = Delete
26. Nazaara = View
27. Hatyaar = Tools
28. Hatyaar Khamba = Toolbar
29. Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
30. Kalti Maaro = Exita Tree
32. Thooso = Compress
33. Chooha = mouse
34. Tik Karo = ClicK

A FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance....?

Officer : Mp !!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Puncture

Funny

Kyun chalti hain pawan,
Because of evaporation .
Kyun jhoome hain gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.
Kyun machalta hain mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun gum hain har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.
Kyun hota hain nasha,
Because of drug addiction.
Kyun aata hain mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun aati hain bahar,
Because of change in season.
Kyun hota hain karar,
Because of taking tension.
Kyun hota hain pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
SCIENCE HAS ALL THE solutions

FAKE FRIENDS & REAL FRIENDS

Read the whole story care fully & reply soon

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd isdoing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for lifE

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will send it bak 2 u

FRIEND

He is every Writer's Dream.

He is every Poet's Melody.

He is every Heroin's Love.

He is every Musician's Soul.

He is every Artist's Imagination.

He is every Singer's Voice.

He is every Parents' Desire.

He is every Father's Best Friend.

He is every Mother's Darling.

He is every Brother's Admiration.

He is every Sister's Sweetoo.

He is every Infants Cuteness.

He is every Woman's Sweetheart.

He is every Man's Rolemodel.

He is every Princess's Prince.

He is every Queen's King.

He is every Person's Friend.

He is every Heart's Beat.

He is every Eye's Search.

He is every Kingdom's Prince.

He is every Galaxy's King.

He is every Flower's Fragrence.

He is every Mind's Brilliance.

He is every Night's Dream.

He is every Star's Shine.